becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing
if I ever get married I don’t want an expensive ring like I really don’t if I got a ring worth $15,000 I’d be mad do you know how many video games and pop tarts we could’ve bought with that
THANK GOD FOR WHO EVER MADE THIS.
This just became my solution to not caring
you fucked up
My six pack has arrived due to laughter
It’s 3:30 am and I’m crying because I can’t stop laughing.
do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns
I thought I was the only one
we all have a time vortex in our eyes
…that’s what’s wrong with tumblr.
We looked into the Time Vortex…
Some of us were inspired, and some of went insane…
More like 90% of us went insane.